$60.00
Over 2.5 lbs of steel and colored "gems", in multiples of colors -- the Thicc Boi does NOT dissapoint. At over 50% heavier than the original Flex Steel paddles, these "rug beater" style flexible steel and rubber paddles come in loops and woven, filled with extra loads of steel and gems for even the most discerning thud whore.
• Length: 22-28" Long, 8-12" wide
• Width: 1+" thick, Loop is from 6'-12'" wide DEPENDING on the flex (it's a flexible toy after all), heavy as the day is long
• Feeling: Flexible, HEAVY, slightly stiff and thuddy with a (finger tips to lips) "Kiss" of sting.
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WE ALWAYS SHIP IN DISCREET PACKAGING. Plain bags, black wrapped boxes or brown mailing tubes -- labeled "CK" or "CK Products" on the return label.
1-3 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
At this time, CK only ships to the continental US on our Etsy Store --- we do ship to Canada, Alaska and Hawaii on our other site, Creativekink . com.
Free Shipping will always be processed USPS Ground Advantage, USPS Parcel Post, UPS Ground, UPS SurePost or the simplest insured option depending upon volume of other packages being shipped that day.
When a package is returned due to bad address, refusal, or failure to pick up by customer (if customer asks for it to be held at Post Office/UPS, or sends to PO Box) -- we are charged for shipping both ways -- along with a "processing" surcharge that generally puts the shipping on us at higher than what the guest paid for the order. In these cases, we issue a refund of the item, less any shipping paid -- if any was paid (we're not going to hold back a "restocking fee" or any of that nonsense).
Nov 23, 2024
This thing hits like an absolute truck. It's a little awkward to use at first -- there's definitely a learning curve -- but it's such a unique toy that it's understandable. Leaves the most interesting bruise patterns.