Chain Spanking Paddle - All Thud, No Sting -- Heavy Bdsm Spanking Tool
$58.99
12-16" long of deep, hard ass beating goodness. How Hard do you Love Thud? We're talking, no sting, HEAVY pounding, deep, resounding bruising impact? How about turning chains into a paddle? Like, car and truck TOW chains.
Because yeah -- that's what we did.
Little Wicked, a one handed version (still almost two lbs of steel) -- with three plus feet of winch chain bound to it. 12+ inches long, 5+ inches wide.
Big Vicious -- nearly 3lbs, and the handle is longer and beefier just to prove it.
Rocking over 4 feet of tow chain, folded around a cane base. 14-16+ inches long, 6-7+ inches wide.
Both have inch thick handles, just so you can swing it and do it justice. Circle though your brain with that -- because the Vicious is rocking over 4 FEET of the chain used for TOWING CARS.
• Length: 12"-14", or 15-17" Long, 6-7" wide.
• Weight - Just below 2lbs, or between 3-4lbs.
• Sensation: Thud, Thud, and more Thud -- no sting. AT ALL.
• Flexibility: ....uhmm...your SUB will flex....
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WE ALWAYS SHIP IN DISCREET PACKAGING. Plain bags, black wrapped boxes or brown mailing tubes -- labeled "CK" or "CK Products" on the return label.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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I gladly accept returns and cancellations
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
Frequently Asked Questions
Shipping Areas
At this time, CK only ships to the continental US on our Etsy Store --- we do ship to Canada, Alaska and Hawaii on our other site, Creativekink . com.
FREE Shipping
Free Shipping will always be processed USPS Ground Advantage, USPS Parcel Post, UPS Ground, UPS SurePost or the simplest insured option depending upon volume of other packages being shipped that day.
Once a package with free shipping has been handed off to the shipper, if there is a delay we will do everything possible to work with you and the shipper to get it straightened out. However, at this time we don't offer refunds or cancellations, so long as the package is in transit -- only if returned by shipper, or damaged/lost.
Packages Returned
When a package is returned due to bad address, refusal, or failure to pick up by customer (if customer asks for it to be held at Post Office/UPS, or sends to PO Box) -- we are charged for shipping both ways -- along with a "processing" surcharge that generally puts the shipping on us at higher than what the guest paid for the order. In these cases, we issue a refund of the item, less any shipping paid -- if any was paid (we're not going to hold back a "restocking fee" or any of that nonsense).